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| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 17.50 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.12 | 7.63 | 8.13 | 8.63 | 9.13 | 9.63 | 10.13 | 10.63 | 11.13 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Polite floral aesthetic… aggressively unbothered attitude. 🌿🖤
The “Eat a Bag of Dicks” graphic tee is for the those who mastered the art of looking soft while delivering absolutely devastating energy. Featuring an elegant botanical wreath design paired with unapologetically chaotic wording, this shirt is equal parts classy, sarcastic, and emotionally accurate.
Perfect for introverts with boundaries, exhausted moms, black sheep besties, coffee-fueled survival mode, or anyone whose patience has officially left the group chat.
Printed on the insanely comfy Next Level 6210 CVC tee, this shirt feels like your favorite broken-in tee from day one — lightweight, breathable, flattering, and soft enough to wear while avoiding phone calls and protecting your peace.
Because healing is important… but so are boundaries. 😌✨
Why You’ll Love It:
• Ultra-soft Next Level 6210 CVC blend
• Lightweight feel with durable everyday comfort
• Relaxed unisex fit perfect for cozy layering
• Smooth print surface for crisp graphic detail
• Holds shape and color wash after wash
• Soft aesthetic meets feral energy
Product Details:
• 60% combed ring-spun cotton / 40% polyester
• Lightweight fabric (4.3 oz/yd² | 146 g/m²)
• Classic unisex fit
• Tear-away label for extra comfort
Perfect For:
Sarcastic women • Cozy chaos queens • Burnt-out moms • Dark humor lovers • Introverts • Girls’ weekends • Coffee addicts • Emotionally unavailable icons • Black sheep energy
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